Having gone through another cock-fest (the love of Cocker, you understand) on Spotify, I found myself listening to Jarvis’s Further Complications album for probably the first time since it came out - two years ago this week - in 2009. And I’ve no idea why I haven’t sooner. The singles are take ‘em or leave ’em but the meat of the LP is really something.
Two heavily musical numbers are knockout, Pilchard agitates its way along brilliantly, and Homewrecker is a song The Zutons would surely have killed for. And there’s vocals on both but, unusually, only when they have to be. But it’s this gem of a slow song that is now on repeat at Van Doo towers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr96A9XG1rs
Firstly, how cool are those kids in the corner of the picture? Secondly, just how can a song about being shallow make you fall in love with it so completely? There’s confrontation and juxtaposition through the album, and this one nails it. Right at the end, the ludicrous four repeats of ”I never said I was…” - all with loaded pauses that really deserve a big band but only get a cheap and sexy sax. I dunno if anyone else could do this all with a straight face, but thank god Jarvis does - it just blackens the comedy.
Anyway, line of the week award goes to Cocker for this:
“I’m not looking for a relationship, just a willing receptacle.”
…I mean, the only thing that could have improved it would have been a rhyme with ‘testicle’. - But seeing as he didn’t have the balls to give me that I guess I’ll just have to keep loving cock.
OH GROW UP X

